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BEST
IN THE WORLD
Our weather forecasters are among the best in the
world, able to differentiate between drizzle and
showers and frequently advise of "a 50%
chance" of rain.
In other words, "it might rain, it might
not", much more scientific than guess-work.
More than two hours of rain results in floods
while two weeks without, ensures drought
conditions.
Although it rains almost every day we are told to
conserve water because the rain we get falls in
the wrong place!
Road surfaces melt in the sun and crack due to
frost in winter, while rail services are all but
suspended if snow is forecast.
The temperature is no guide to how cold it is
either, due to the 'Wind-Chill Factor' - take
away the biting wind and it's really quite warm. |
NOT FIT FOR PURPOSE
Transport ministers have been told that Britains
roads will break up in a heatwave (like, we
didn't know?).
Apparently, dry summers and wet winters have
undermined foundations and officials at the
Department of Transport have warned of shrinking,
subsidence and severe cracking on the network.
In 2003, millions were spent repairing
drought-hit roads in the South East and East of
England but it is feared another hot summer could
spread damage across the country.
A senior transport source said, "The
Government has a duty to keep roads in a good
state of repair but the amount of funding needed
to do this is going up and up."
But so are our taxes. It's now official then -
Britains road surfaces are not designed for the
British climate. |
WRONG TYPE OF GRIT!
The Highways Agency failed to cope with
the big freeze for the second year running
because they ran out of grit despite accurate
forecasts.
Drivers had nightmare journeys after salt spread
by hundreds of gritting lorries did not melt snow
and ice.
Agency bosses said the rock salt was less
effective below -5°C and in colder areas
gritters had to spread more for it to work. If it
wasnt so pathetic it would be funny.
Parts of the country have once again ground to a
halt after a thimble of snow and some ice.
The entire country was prepared for our small
taste of winter weather, except the incompetent
Highways Agency.
What the hell do we pay these so-called experts
for if it isnt to know exactly how to treat
the roads and keep them clear?
They are armed with the latest technical
equipment and detailed Met Office weather
forecasts and still they cant do the job. Ken
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WEATHER
Deliveries have started arriving at a new
£400,000 salt shed in Derby. The facility is designed to
hold 5,000 tonnes of grit which is expected to be enough
for the toughest of winters. Chris Poulter, from Derby
City Council, said a lack of grit capacity last year
forced the council to spend extra on emergency supplies.
He said, "If the city's main routes aren't clear the
city could grind to a halt. It's a massive financial
problem for the city if roads can't function."
The facility is designed to be environmentally friendly
and save the authority money. Rain falling on its domed
roof is stored and used to wash the council's vehicles
and a translucent roof means less lighting is needed. The
council says other technology investments should mean
less grit is needed in future. David Kinsey, an area
manager for highways at Derby City Council, said the
council was changing the way it decided how much grit to
use.
He said, "We're looking at getting a weather station
for the city. That will mean we can get a specific
forecast for the city of Derby as opposed to the current
one which is for the whole of southern Derbyshire. That
means on marginal nights, when the temperature is getting
close to freezing, we may not need to go out gritting.
That will save us money." (Source: BBC News, Nov/11)
Britain sold off its dwindling road
salt supplies just weeks before the big freeze brought
traffic to a halt. More than 28,000 tons of salt were
exported in a month, despite councils being warned to
stock up for a harsh winter. When the freeze arrived in
December, bungling officials had to order more salt from
abroad, and pay top prices for it. The great grit
mountain sell-off was revealed in new figures released in
the Commons.
They showed we sold 28,728 tons of salt abroad in
November while shipping in 15,280, a net export of about
13,500 tons. Shadow transport secretary Theresa Villiers
said, "These revelations will not be welcomed by the
people who were trapped by ungritted roads and pavements
this winter. Even allowing for notorious flaws in weather
forecasts, the fact that the UK was shipping salt around
the world and then calling for emergency imports just a
few weeks later smacks of woeful mismanagement."
(Source: News of the World, Feb/10)
According to a leading meteorological expert
weve already had more weather this year than in the
last three years put together. Latest figures show that
Cloud Bank Shift is up by a record 4% as are Sunshine
Penetration Units. And thats not all. Last winter
saw an unprecedented rise in Sleet Downput with Surface
Slush Factor soaring by a whopping 72%! In fact, almost
all weather behaviour patterns have increased and in some
cases almost doubled. We spoke to weather expert Suzanne
Fish. "Weather is rife just now," she told us.
"You name it, were getting it. And
theres more to come, so dont put away your
sun cream, umbrellas or snowshoes just yet."
However, Suzanne stressed that the 6.2% extra rainfall
that we've been experiencing is, in fact, the wrong kind
of rain. "Its not been the sort that fills
reservoirs so Im afraid we must prepare ourselves
for the standpipes once again." So what is causing
this current weather surplus? Suzanne explains,
"There are several theories. One suggests that a
slight gravitational increase means that more weather is
being sucked down from the stratosphere. Another popular
theory is that the hole in the ozone layer has somehow
slipped down from the North Pole and is now hovering over
a point just north of Grimsby. However, the most likely
explanation is the
Faulty-Barometer-At-The-London-Weather-Centre-Theory.
Im not entirely convinced but, I must admit, we do
forget to tap it sometimes."
How long is this spell likely to last? "Weather
booms are very unpredictable so make the most of it while
you can," Suzanne urged us. "The last weather
recession, back in 1973, lasted for over three years and
we all remember how depressing that was." Suzanne,
whos hobbies include gardening, knitting and
drinking, makes another startling claim. "Although
wind speed has only been affected slightly, hurricanes
are occurring much more frequently, especially when we're
not expecting them. Everyone used to be preoccupied with
the Greenhouse Effect, now the worrying issue
is what effect the high winds will have on
greenhouses."
"I, for one, am replacing my existing panels with
special ones made from toughened glass, before its
too late," she added. As for the forecast, Suzanne
told us that according to her pine cone there was a 150%
risk of widespread snow reaching all parts of Britain by
lunchtime, but she couldnt pinpoint in which month.
The Met Office is celebrating 150 years by
unveiling a new supercomputer which they predict will put
them at the forefront of weather forecasting. The new
system will allow meterologists to provide more accurate
advice to the government and the public in the face of
increasingly extreme weather patterns and is one of the
most sophisticated in Europe. It allows forecasters to
track weather patterns across the world, from a massive
dust storm to a single cloud. Such technology makes it
easy to forget how far forecasting has come, the Met
Office says.
It was the invention of the telegraph that allowed the
rapid collation of weather observations across large
areaswhich, in turn, allowed forecasters first to chart,
and then predict weather patterns. The Met Office, which
started using these methods to provide a storm warning
service for sailors, now processes 100,000 million pieces
of data every day in its computer models, with
considerable commerical spin-offs. In hot weather, demand
for wasp killer increases by up to 500% and leg wax sales
go up more than 10-fold, information that supermarkets
are happy to pay for.
The Met Office is blocking public scrutiny
of the central role played by its top climate scientist
in a highly controversial report by the beleaguered
United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.
Professor John Mitchell, the Met Offices Director
of Climate Science, shared responsibility for the most
worrying headline in the 2007 Nobel Prize-winning IPCC
report, that the Earth is now hotter than at any time in
the past 1,300 years. And he approved the inclusion in
the report of the famous hockey stick graph,
showing centuries of level or declining temperatures
until a steep 20th Century rise.
By the time the 2007 report was being written, the graph
had been heavily criticised by climate sceptics who had
shown it minimised the medieval warm period
around 1000AD, when the Vikings established farming
settlements in Greenland. In fact, according to some
scientists, the planet was then as warm, or even warmer,
than it is today. Early drafts of the report were
fiercely contested by official IPCC reviewers, who cited
other scientific papers stating that the 1,300-year claim
and the graph were inaccurate but the final version,
approved by Prof Mitchell, the relevant chapters
review editor, swept aside these concerns.
Now, the Met Office is refusing to disclose Prof
Mitchells working papers and correspondence with
his IPCC colleagues in response to requests filed under
the Freedom of Information Act. The block has been
endorsed in writing by Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth,
whose department has responsibility for the Met Office.
Documents reveal that the Met Offices stonewalling
was part of a co-ordinated, legally questionable strategy
by climate change academics linked with the IPCC to block
access to outsiders.
Last month, the Information Commissioner ruled that
scientists from the Climatic Research Unit at the
University of East Anglia, the source of the leaked
Warmergate emails, acted unlawfully in
refusing FOI requests to share their data. Some of the
FOI requests made to them came from the same person who
has made requests to the Met Office. He is David Holland,
an electrical engineer familiar with advanced statistics
who has written several papers questioning orthodox
thinking on global warming.
The Met Offices first response to Mr Holland was a
claim that Prof Mitchells records had been
deleted from its computers. Later, officials
admitted they did exist after all, but could not be
disclosed because they were personal, and had
nothing to do with the professors Met Office job.
Finally, they conceded that this too was misleading
because Prof Mitchell had been paid by the Met Office for
his IPCC work and had received Government expenses to
travel to IPCC meetings. The Met Office had even boasted
of his role in a Press release when the report first came
out.
But disclosure, they added, was still rejected on the
grounds it would inhibit the free and frank
provision of advice or the free and frank provision of
views. It would also prejudice Britains
relationship with an international organisation and
thus be contrary to UK interests. In a written response
justifying the refusal dated August 20, 2008, Mr
Ainsworth, then MoD Minister of State, used exactly the
same language. Mr Holland also filed a request for the
papers kept by Sir Brian Hoskins of Reading University,
who was the review editor of a different chapter of the
IPCC report.
When this too was refused, Mr Holland used the Data
Protection Act to obtain a copy of an email from Sir
Brian to the universitys information officer. The
email, dated July 17, 2008, when Mr Holland was also
trying to get material from the Met Office and the CRU,
provides clear evidence of a co-ordinated effort to hide
data. Sir Brian wrote, "I have made enquiries and
found that both the Met Office/MOD and UEA are resisting
the FOI requests made by Holland. The latter are very
relevant to us, as UK universities should speak with the
same voice on this. I gather that they are using academic
freedom as their reason."
At the CRU, as the Warmergate emails reveal, its
director, Dr Phil Jones (who is currently suspended),
wrote to an American colleague, "We are still
getting FOI requests as well as Reading. All our FOI
officers have been in discussions and are now using the
same exceptions, not to respond." Benny Peiser,
director of the Global Warming Policy Foundation, said
the affair further undermined the credibility of the IPCC
and those associated with it.
He said, "Its of critical importance that data
such as this should be open. More importantly, the
questions being raised about the hockey stick mean that
we may have to reassess the climate history of the past
2,000 years. The attempt to make the medieval warm period
disappear is being seriously weakened, and the claim that
now is the warmest time for 1,300 years is no longer
based on reliable evidence." Despite repeated
requests, the MoD and Met Office failed to comment.
(Source: Daily Mail, Feb/10)
Met Office staff have picked up more than
£12million in bonuses in the last five years, despite
the fact their weather forecast is all too often wrong.
Last year, the forecasters got more than £2.3million in
performance related pay, just weeks before predicting a
'barbecue summer'. As millions will recall, the summer of
2009 was a washout. Its chief executive earned around
£40,000 in bonuses, bringing his pay to £200,000.
In April, chief meteorologist Ewen McCallum forecast
temperatures of over 30C, adding, "We should be
seeing some good hot spells and perhaps get the old
barbecue out." But despite a hot and sunny June,
July was a wash out and August fared little better. It
also failed to predict the coldest winter in more than
three decades, forecasting a milder than average winter
in October.
Junior defence minister Kevan Jones said, "Met
Office staff are eligible to receive performance-related
pay based on achievements against specific targets agreed
and monitored by the Met Office Board, which are linked
to the success of the Met Office at either individual,
team or organisational level. Payments are
non-consolidated and represent part of Met Office staff
remuneration which is at risk and needs to be re-earned
each year." (Source: Daily Mail, Feb/10)
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