VIAGRA OVERDOSE

The first documented case of a Viagra overdose has been reported by emergency room staff at a Houston hospital. Jeb Hoswicker nearly bled to death from the wound he received when his penis exploded. His wife explained the details to police after hospital staff doubted her story. According to Mrs. Hoswicker her husband had not attained an erection for over five years. "When we read about Viagra, Jeb was so excited, he could barely keep his pants on," related Mrs. Hoswicker. "We obtained a prescription from our doctor and hurried home".

According to police Mr. Hoswicker took one pill, the daily recommended dose, and noticed no results. "After a couple of hours of trying to get a stiffy, you kind of go nuts", said Mr. Hoswicker. "I got mad and ate the whole bottle, I guess I screwed up". Within minutes Mr. Hoswicker had an erection he could not control. "It was like the beast himself was in my pants, Adele was mighty pleased but I knew something was wrong."

Before Mrs. Hoswicker could remove her husbands' underwear there was, as she reported, "a small, but powerful explosion". Her husband let out a moan, grabbed his groin and fell to the floor. "I didn't know what happened until I saw the blood, it nearly broke my heart knowing we were so close to, well you know".

Doctors tried to repair the damage but it was too late. "This injury reminded me of land mine wounds I treated in Vietnam", related the attending physician Dr. John Tate. "His 'Mr. Willie' was gone, what could we do but stop the bleeding and sew him up". Mr. Hoswicker is expected to make a full recovery minus a couple of ounces.