Three Rings for the Elvaston kings under
the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for golf courses doomed to die,
One for the Developer on his dark throne
In the Land of Matlock where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind
them
In the Land of Matlock where the Shadows lie.
Adapted by Ringo, with thanks (and
apologies) to J. R. R. Tolkien
