WE'VE GOT YOUR
NUMBER
Former athlete David Bedford is
demanding £200,000 compensation from The Number,
the company behind the 118 118 directory
enquiries service, claiming unlawful use of his
image because the joggers in it's adverts are
modelled on him. So it's now illegal to look like
someone else!?!?! Compensation for what? The
adverts can't have done him any harm and most
people had forgotten about him anyway. |
BRAINLESS
Some people don't have the brains they
were born with. A disposable barbecue's coals
were still smoldering and sparked a rubbish fire
after being dumped in a bin in the main car park,
at Markeaton Park. |
NO COMMON-SENSE
Ten-year-old Natasha Baker was not
wearing a cycling helmet when she came off her
bike while cycling down a steep hill at 30mph.
She suffered concussion, amnesia, a black eye and
a broken collar-bone. Natasha said, "I do
have a cycling helmet, but I wasn't wearing it
because it doesn't look good." Her mother
added, "The law should be changed so
children have to wear helmets." It makes
sense to wear a safety helmet, but some people
obviously lack the intellegence to realise that
they don't need to wait for it to become a legal
requirement in order to do so. |
TAXMEN NET £25M
The Inland Revenue may have made as much
as £25 million from wrongly fining taxpayers for
late payments. However, there was no question of
the money being automatically paid back.
Officials said it would be up to individual
taxpayers to recognise the error and to contact
the office that issued the fine IF they want to
be refunded! |
CALL THE POLICE
The police are asking residents to call
them immediately if they see something
suspicious, no matter how insignificant they
might think it is at the time. The call comes in
the wake of recent incidents where people
reported that they saw burglars breaking into
property, but they did not tell the police until
hours, or even days after the offences. But when
the police ARE informed it can take three days
for them to respond. |
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TOO MUCH TO EXPECT
An oak sapling was planted on the edge of the
river near Exeter Place to replace the English oak that
was planted in May 2003 to commemorate Brian Clough
becoming an honorary freeman of the city. That one died
because it was planted out of season. However, Mark Holt,
landlord of the Royal Standard, Derwent Street, said,
"It's taken three council workers with two vans and
they still haven't got it right. It's a joke. It's not
even straight." A spokeswoman for the city council
said, "It has gone in the ground but the planting
will be finished off later, at which point it will be
more vertical. There will be minor maintenance required
for the supporting brace." How can a tree be put in
the ground but not planted? It was obviously too big a
job for three men to complete in a single day.
LIVE AND LET LIVE
Jon Foster has applied to Derby City Council for
a licence to convert the former second-hand store Rummag,
in Monk Street, into a shop selling adult toys and
clothing, videos and magazines. As expected, residents
have objected to the proposals. A petition with 39
signatures has been handed in, along with two letters
raising concerns.
Mr Foster said, "There's no way the shop will have a
negative effect on the area. People have the idea that
I'm bringing prostitution into the area and that sort of
thing, but it's absolutely not the case. It's not going
to be seedy, I don't want to own a seedy shop or be
associated with that kind of thing."
But some people are maintaining their concerns. Dave
Johnson from Abbey Street, said, "My kids have to
walk past that shop every day. Obviously I don't want
them to have to walk past a sex shop every morning and
night. I can't see any benefit in it at all, other than
for the person who's running it." Like any other
shop really then.
The windows will be covered, so passers-by won't be able
to see in and there will be a lobby area so, even if the
door's open, people won't be able to see anything. So, in
reality, people can just walk past without having to
enter, and ignore it if they wish. Mr Foster was later
granted his licence.
KEEP OUT OF THE SUN
Derby schools are being asked to consider
postponing or cancelling outdoor afternoon events, to
avoid the danger of excessive exposure to the sun. The
advice to schools also includes advising parents of the
need for appropriate clothing, including hats, and
encouraging them to apply sunscreen before sending their
children to school.
Dave Barrow, city council education health and safety
adviser, said, "Schools should consider keeping a
supply of spray-on sunscreen. This should be sprayed on
to the pupil, but the pupil should then apply it.
Teachers should not have any physical contact with the
pupil and parental consent should be sought for
this." However, abortions can be arranged without
parental consent.
CHICKEN
An evening of fun in a ditch next to the
Alvaston bypass ended when 12-year-old Pearce Randall was
killed after being hit by a car. Pearce belonged to the
Alvaston Nightcrawlers (N-Cs), a gang of boys from
Noel-Baker Community School. They were often seen hanging
around with their female counterparts, the Alvaston
Lladeez, between two footbridges at the side of the busy
dual carriageway.
One of the 30-strong group of friends he was with said he
had been running to the other side after they challenged
each other to a race across the carriageway, adding,
"When it happened, everyone was racing to get to the
other side. People are saying we play chicken, but we
wouldn't be that stupid, it's one of the busiest
roads." So just what would they call this
less-than-sensible form of 'entertainment' they were
enjoying then?
Derbyshire Royal Infirmary consultant pathologist Dr
Andrew Hitchcock, who carried out a post-mortem
examination, said that Pearce had probably been under the
effects of cannabis at the time of his death. The drug
would have impaired his ability to react in an emergency
situation, such as avoiding contact with a moving
vehicle, he said.
PRICE RIP-OFF
Nintendo is cutting the price of its GameCube in
a bid to capture sales in the crucial run up to
Christmas. But while the console will fall from £129 to
an estimated £79 in the UK, the recommended retail price
elsewhere in Europe will be around £69. The Consumers'
Association said it was another example of companies
charging higher prices in Britain for no apparent reason.
"There is normally an excuse but it seems unfair
that the UK always ends up paying more," said a
spokeswoman. "It may be just £10 in the case of the
GameCube but it's £10 too much." Joao
Diniz-Sanchez, editor of the gaming magazine Edge,
claimed the problem lay with retailers. "When
Nintendo initially announced the price of the GameCube
they gave it in euros and the press in the UK simply
converted it into pounds," he said.
He added, "There was fury from retailers who said
they would refuse to sell it at that price. They ended up
adding £10 to the price to increase their profit
margins." A spokeswoman for the company, which has
branches in Europe, said higher prices were influenced by
transport costs and marketing. Not to mention the fact
that despite complaining about the price, we will
continue to pay, and retailers know it.
TERRY OR DISPOSIBLE?
Derbyshire County Council is to recruit a 'nappy
outreach worker', who will be paid between £15,000 and
£17,000, to promote the environmental and financial
benefits of reusable nappies. The move, it is hoped, will
cut landfill costs by increasing the number of people who
wash their children's dirty nappies and use them again,
rather than throwing them away. A separate scheme will
give £25 towards nappy laundering charges to parents who
agree to make the switch. Derbyshire dumps 9,000 tonnes
of nappy waste every year, at a cost of £345,600 in
landfill charges. Derby City Council, which will be
keeping a close eye on the success of the new initiative,
has to dump 3,600 tonnes of nappy waste each year, at a
cost of £250,000.
SWEET
PATROL
Derby's Showcase Cinema staff confiscated
children's sweets before a screening of Charlie and the
Chocolate Factory. An usher swooped on a queue of
youngsters to check their treats had been bought in the
multiplex's shop. When it turned out they were bought
elsewhere he impounded the confectionery until after the
show. The complex's doors each have a small notice which
warns: "Patrons are not permitted to bring any
outside food or drinks in." If you don't like the
rules, don't frequent the place - vote with your feet.
FIREWORKS
Police and trading standards officers joined
forces in an attempt to find the traders responsible for
illegally supplying fireworks to children. The move came
after two boys, aged 12 and 13, needed hospital treatment
for burns received through playing with a firework.
Residents in the area had been complaining about a series
of loud explosions and believed youngsters could be
making homemade bombs. New legislation in the Fireworks
Act 2003 means certain fireworks, like airbombs, will be
banned and measures such as noise curfews will be
introduced. The sale of fireworks will also be restricted
to certain times of the year, such as the run up to
November 5th. This of course, will make little
difference. Whatever sale or restriction of use methods
are employed, while ever fireworks are available the
moron element will continue to obtain them. Regarding the
two boys aged 12 and 13, legally they are of the age of
criminal responsibility so it could be argued they have
no one to blame but themselves.
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