A PANTOMIME
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
pantomimes are to be censored in case the word
'dwarf' causes offence. A village drama group
sent off for a script and found the dwarfs had to
be called gnomes instead. |
DON'T SAY PETAL
Businesswoman Sarah Templeton was kicked
off a government scheme helping young offenders
go straight, for calling a colleague PETAL. She
was accused of using language that was not
appropriate and barred from two jails where
she was working as a volunteer.
Sarah said of the petty-minded ban, When I
heard it was over the word petal I
was gobsmacked. I said it because one of my
fellow volunteers couldnt find which group
he was in and seemed lost. I just called over to
him, Youre with us, petal, that
was it. This is political correctness gone
mad. |
WASTE
OF MONEY
Swansea Council proposed scrapping their
"sickness absence policy" and calling
it "minimising attendance at work".
Swansea tax payers must be pleased about this. |
INCORRECT
TERM
Police in Cornwall told a witness that
they could not use the phrase "gypsy
skirt" to describe the long floaty skirt
that someone involved in an incident was wearing
and instead said that it had to be referred to as
a "traveller skirt". |
TOO
VIOLENT
A puppeteer in Broadstairs was rapped
for portraying Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein
as villains in a version of Punch and Judy. |
ENGLISH FLAG
Surrey Fire HQ have ordered their stations to
remove the English flag in the run-up to St
Georges Day and the World Cup because they
serve no specific purpose.
A spokesman for Surrey Fire and Rescue Service
said, We have had a variety of flags flown
at fire stations, with no specific purpose or
following any recognised protocols."
He added, Some of these are dilapidated or
damaged and not in keeping with a manner
befitting their status. The service is currently
working on a procedure that will ensure that any
future flying of flags is appropriate, safe and
follows recognised protocols. (Source: The Sun, Apr/06) |
FAGGOTS ARE OUT
Somerfield was banned from broadcasting an advert
which featured a man saying to his wife,
"I've nothing against faggots, I just don't
fancy them". Three people complained that
"faggot" was a derogatory term for
homosexuals and that the advert had been
offensive.
Despite the fact that Somerfield protested that
the advert referred only to food products, Ofcom
decided that it was "capable of causing
serious offence" and agreed that faggot was
"a highly derogatory term". There's no
hope for "Prawn Balls" and "Cheesy
Wotsits" then is there? |
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POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
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The story of the Three Little Pigs has been
renamed the Three Little Puppies by Honley Church of
England Junior School in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire,
for fear of offending Muslims. Organisers of a children's
music festival have altered the popular characters and
lyrics because of the multi-cultural nature of the
youngsters involved and their parents in the audience.
Children aged from seven to 11 were due to perform at
Huddersfield Town Hall with 250 children from 63 schools
singing along. However, organisers of the Kirklees
Primary Music Festival decided to change the script to be
'sensitive' to Muslims at a recent committee meeting.
Committee member Gill Goodswen, head teacher of Stile
Common Junior School, defended the move by saying,
"We have to be sensitive if we want to be
multi-cultural. It was felt it would be more responsible
not to use the three little pigs. We feared that some
Muslim children wouldn't sing along to the words about
pigs. We didn't want to take that risk. If changing a few
words avoids offence then we will do so." And in
doing so, Ms Goodswen has done her bit to promote racism
and proven herself to be a complete prat!
Shaykh Ibrahim Mogra from the Muslim Council of Britain
said, "The vast majority of Muslims have no problem
whatsoever with the Three Little Pigs. It's always been
the traditional way of telling the story and I don't see
why that should be changed. There's an issue about the
eating of pork, which is forbidden, but there is no
prohibition about reading stories about pigs. This is an
unnecessary step." Mohammed Imran, of the Hanfia
Mosque and Educational Institute said, "According to
the Koran it's forbidden to eat pork or touch a pig, but
there's no ruling about talking about them or singing
about them."
Local councillors have now stepped in to reverse the
decision which they said was well-intentioned but wrong.
Jim Dodds, the council's Cabinet member for children's
services, said, "On this particular aspect of it,
everyone knows the story of the Three Little Pigs, and
other nursery stories as well. We have all read them to
our own children and grandchildren. I am sure that no-one
is offended by any wording within any of those
traditional stories." (Source: Mail on Sunday, Mar/07)
A Sri Lankan businessman who came to Europe
as a refugee has started an anti-political
correctness party to fight for the right to discuss
race and immigration without fear of persecution.
Johannes Shanmugam believes that political correctness
has gone too far in Britain. He is particularly incensed
at what he claims is the ingratitude of those who have
been given refuge in Britain yet complain endlessly about
their new home. He announced the formation of his
Political Correctness Corrective Party, which has so far
just one member, himself, in his local newspaper and is
now waiting to gauge the response.
Mr Shanmugam is outraged at the way an Oxfordshire
nursery school changed the words of Baa-Baa Black Sheep
to Baa-Baa Rainbow Sheep for fear of causing
offence. He said, Were so scared of offending
minority people in this country that weve come full
circle and got into an absurd situation. Is it all right
for me to serve black pudding? Should Blackpool be
renamed? Wheres it going to end? He added,
"If they dont like it here, they can go
elsewhere. I do think we should have controls on
immigration. I can say these things because I am
dark-skinned but, if a white person says them, they are
accused of being racist. We need to have a civilised
political debate. You cant go around waving
placards and threatening to behead someone just because
you disagree with them. (Source: Times Online, Mar/06)
Paintings of traditional wedding scenes have
been removed from a register office in case they offend
gay couples. The pictures at Liverpool Register Office
are being replaced with landscapes ahead of the
introduction of "gay weddings". Registrar Janet
Taubman said the new paintings were less likely to
offend. A spokesman for Liverpool City Council said the
painting had been moved as part of a renovation of the
former wedding room, which now hosts other types of
events including citizenship and naming ceremonies. He
said, "It hasnt been taken down it has been
moved to the reception area. It is not offensive to
anyone, that is the official view of the registrar."
(Source: The Sun)
When is all this political correctness going
to end? I personally believe that everybody is entitled
to their own beliefs. But if I was to go to Pakistan and
I complained that I objected to Allah or any of the
Islamic festivals I would be thrown in jail. Yet in this
country we have Birmingham council stating that we must
not call it Christmas but Winterval. There is a council
in London that says it must not be called Christmas. Now
there is this museum at Cheddar Gorge that has banned the
word Christ from the initials BC.
Then Inland Revenue staff were banned from putting into a
charity Christmas children's fund because it also gave
out bibles. I never heard any objections when the begging
bowls were put out for the tsunami and the earthquake
appeals. I actually supported these. If the words
Christmas and Christ may be offensive to other faiths,
then for a level playing field, the words Diwali,
Ramadan, and Yom Kippur must not be used as they may be
objectionable to committed Christians. R E
Dodge
Almost 20 years after the 'The Black And
White Minstrel Show' was removed from BBC television
schedules, the Angus Black and White Minstrels are to be
known from now on as the Angus Minstrels and will perform
without blacking up at their charity fundraisers. Gary
Mitchell, one of the groups members, said the stage
act took the decision after the cultural services
department of Angus Council called them in for a meeting.
He said, At the meeting, it was stated that a
complaint (one?) about blacking up and the Black
and White name had been received by Angus Council.
The councils position was that they had a duty to
ensure that various issues on racial equality were
adhered to. Mr Mitchell added that the council felt
that the show, in its previous form, could have resulted
in the local authority being taken to court for
portraying racial stereotyping. (Source: Times Online)
An injured pedestrian was given a warning by
a police officer for using the word fat to
describe a hit-and-run motorist. Mary Magilton said she
was simply trying to give the officer an accurate
description of the female driver whose car mounted the
pavement and hit her at a busy road junction. She
described the driver as having brown, shoulder-length
hair and glasses. The officer asked, "what build was
she?" and she replied "fat". Instead of
the officer taking a note of her description, he paused
and told her she could not use such language to describe
an alleged offender. Mrs Magilton said, "They did
not even get me to sign a statement. They treated me with
such disdain. How can they ever find a criminal if they
cannot take a description?
In 2000 the Chief Constable of Greater Manchester was
criticised by his own officers when they were issued with
a guide entitled Power of Language. They were told they
could not refer to the elderly affectionately as old
dears or old codgers. God-botherer and Bible-basher were
also outlawed. Anyone from an ethnic background had to be
referred to as non-white and terms such as policeman and
spokesman were described as sexist. However, it advised,
When taking a witness statement from a member of
the public be aware of the evidential need to record the
witnesss exact words. Use speech marks to show the
words used by the witness, especially those giving
descriptive information. Doing this will ensure the
statement is recorded in the witnesss own
words.
A spokeswoman for Greater Manchester Police said,
GMP has a policy on appropriate language aimed at
helping police officers and police staff to be
professional and correct when dealing with the public . .
. it covers issues relating to race, disability, gender,
religion, sexuality and age and includes operational
guidance and information on where to seek advice. The
policy, which is regularly reviewed and updated, is aimed
at ensuring that honest mistakes through lack of
knowledge or insensitivity can be corrected. GMP values
diversity and respects individual differences. The
non-thin motorist has yet to be traced. (Source: Times Online) See also: Comments
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