Welfare Benefit Claims

     
     
"I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead."

"In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope."

"I am very much annoyed to find you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born."

"Unless I get my money soon, I will be forced to live an immortal life."

"You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make a difference?"

"My husband got his project cut off two weeks ago and I haven't had any relief since."

"I am forwarding my marriage certificate and three children, one of which is a mistake as you can see."

"I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why?"

"I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born."

"Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly by the clergy."

"Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am now living with can't eat or do anything until he knows."

"In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing 10 pounds. I hope this is satisfactory."

"I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children I have on half a sheet of paper."

"This is my eighth child, what are you going to do about it?"

"I want my money as quick as I can get it. I've been in bed with the doctor for two weeks now and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve, I will have to send for another doctor."

"I am writing to say that my baby was born two years old, when do I get my money."

"Please send me money at once since I have fallen into error with my landlord."

"I have no children as yet as my husband is a bus driver and works day and night."
 
 

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