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lick your elbow. What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to
be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why could Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he
always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients BUT
dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use
them?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a
suitcase?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked
unconscious?
If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at
them, would they still grow, only be troubled and
insecure?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant
to be thrown away?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
What should you do when you see an endangered animal
eating an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Porcupines
float in water!
Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye"!
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!
The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can
grow undisturbed on its fur!
Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the
windmills in Ireland!
A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average!
Human teeth are almost as hard as rocks!
A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night!
Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone!
A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot
tall child inside!
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year!
One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television!
You're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an
adult, you only have 206!
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!
Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the
dark!
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of
food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!
Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find
any food!
Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9,000
years old!
In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there's
no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces!
Owls are one of the only birds who can see the colour
blue!
The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's
stomach inside-out!
It's estimated that millions of trees in the world are
accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then
forget where they hid them!
A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be
flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
A
crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because
when you sneeze, your heart
stops for a milli-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80
years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich
buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so) -
apart from Bones
It's physically impossible for pigs to look up into the
sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twat.
Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of
Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market
that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made
or received a
telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is
said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English
language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood
vessel in your head
or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats
could have over million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the
bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the US government has no knowledge of aliens, then why
does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have
an contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman
somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads
for dating are already married.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by
people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while
sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their
elbows.
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