Pee Guide
     
     
Excitable Type:
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type:
Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not.

Timid Type:
Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.

Noisy Type:
Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to have a look at the other guys tool.

Indifferent Type:
All urinals being occupied, uses sink.

Clever Type:
Pisses without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time.

Vain Type:
Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.

Absent-Minded Type:
Opens jacket, takes out tie, pisses in pants.

Worried Type:
Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while pissing.

Disgruntled Type:
Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to piss, fails, farts again and walks out muttering.

Sneaky Type:
Drops silent farts while pissing and looks at the bloke next to him.

Sloppy Type:
Pisses on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.

Learned Type:
Reads a book or newspaper while pissing.

Childish Type:
Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while pissing.

Strong Type:
Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.

Drunken Type:
Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pisses in trousers.

Embarrassed Type:
Covers tool with both hands and pisses through fingers.

Cock-Eyed Type:
Stands in one cubical and pisses in the next one.
 
 

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