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DOG FOR SALE: Eats anything and is fond of children.

Lost: small poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

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For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE

No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it
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For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered
with golden fried onion rings.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots
of women wear nothing else.

SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

Fender Strato blaster guitar unwanted comp. prize. Played by Elvis Priestly on all his recordings Ł800 no offers.

Want swop Amiga 500 computer plus 800 games and joystick, for playstation 2 box. reason for swap is unwanted present.

COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

Austin Maestro 5 door salon, 1.3, genuine milage 34,000 and one owner, engine sound but rust on wings and boot lid. 2 mths MOT test left Ł325 first to see will buy, sills done, lowered suspension, halfords alarm, fancy moss radio, aloy wheels, blue indicator lenses, sports gearstick nob, MG seats, seat belt covers, large boar pipes, halogen light in engine bay, rear spoilar, nice car for posing.

Noel Edmonds swap shop 1980 annual and LP Noel sings the Songs of the Carpenters Rarities for real Noel fans only Ł45.

FOR SALE: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Bebley Air Assult Rifle, telescopic night sights, silencer, Illegal German Square Spring, good for small mammals fab for large birds and windows Ł240 54 Hym books (2 damaged), siver cross and a prair mat, suitable for church etc.. Ł10 o.n.o.

Car radio Ford, needs pin number resetting, and new fuse, RDS and tape, blak, slight scratch hence Ł35 thease are Ł250 new.

Box of papaerback books assorted titles, shirlock homes etc. Ł40, reason for sale carnt read.

TIRED OF CLEANING YOURSELF? Let me do it.

Jerbills Free to anyone, please come before their pairents eat them.

Goldfish bowl and nearly full tub of food and piece of rock.

Springer Spaniel pup wanted about 1 year. Male or female Car Battery for mini metro, LUCAS had a bit of a leek but stil working Ł3.

Dixons brand NICAD tv. needs slight attenshun, hens Ł20.

Bag of asortted ladies knickers size 16 and 18, M+s nice, some look only worn once, found in laundette, free to first woman, no Male Sniffers!

Shed for sale in garden, window and dor, wood type, ok for tules. buyer must collect, no fone, please call at.........

Staffordshire Bull Terrier for sale not bitten anyone, bitch, good with kids over 5, good staffy, farm bred, very big boned, not castrated. Run over last year but can still walk, Lovely temrenment, exceptional guard dog, wormed, but not house trained, around five years old. Loving dog Ł150 free harness and muzzle no KC but pedigree.

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FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only two teeth missing.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

No matter what your coat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

FREE PUPPIES..PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

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