The Dwarf and The Horse

A guy calls his mate who sells horses and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. The mate says,"how will I recognize him?" "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment"

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

"A female horth."

So he shows him a prized filly. "Nithe lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over "Nithe eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nithe earzth. can I thee her mouf"

The horse seller is gettin pretty pissed off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nithe mouf, can I thee her twat"?

Totally pissed at this point, the seller grabs him under his arm and jams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

"Perhapth I thud rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit"?