Company Memo

Remember the game 'telephone' that you played in school? One person would think of a word or phrase and whisper it to the person next to them. It never did get to the end of the line properly, did it? ENOUGH SAID !!

MEMORANDUM:
FROM: Executive Vice President
TO: ALL Executive Directors
Next Thursday at 10:30 AM Halley's Comet will appear over this area. This is an event which occurs only once in every 75 years. Notify ALL directors and have them arrange for all employees to assemble on the company lawn and inform them of the occurrence of this phenomenon. If it rains, then cancel the day's observation and assemble in the auditorium to see a film about the comet.

MEMORANDUM:
FROM: Executive Director
TO: ALL Directors
By order of the Executive Vice President, next Thursday at 10:30 AM Halley's Comet will appear over the company lawn. If it rains, cancel the days work and report to the auditorium with all employees where we will show films of a phenomenal event which occurs once every 75 years.

MEMORANDUM:
FROM: Director
TO: ALL Department Heads
By order of the phenomenal Executive Vice President, at 10:30 next Thursday, Halley's Comet will appear in the auditorium. In case of rain over the company lawn, the Executive Vice President will give another order, something which occurs only every 75 years.

MEMORANDUM:
FROM: Department Head
TO: ALL Supervisors
Next Thursday at 10:30 the Executive Vice President will appear in our auditorium with Halley's Comet, something which occurs every 75 years. If it rains, the Executive Vice President will cancel the comet and order us all out to our phenomenal company lawn.

MEMORANDUM:
FROM: Supervisor
TO: ALL Employees
When it rains next Thursday at 10:30 over the company lawn, the phenomenal 75-year-old Executive Vice President will cancel all work and appear before all employees in the auditorium accompanied by Bill Halley and His Comets.




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