Out of the mouths of babes
     
     
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Judy, 8)

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"On the first date, they tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 10)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough money to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED:
"It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them." (Lynette, 9)

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE:
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."(Jan, 9)

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)

ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE & ROMANCE:
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)

CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them." (David, 8)

CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:
"I'm in favour of love as long as it doesn't happen when "The Simpsons" are on TV." (Anita, 6)

PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:
"One of the best qualities is to know how to write a cheque. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)

SOME WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French Fries usually works for me." (Bart, 9)

HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS:
"It might help if you watched soap operas all day" (Carin, 9)

HOW TO MAKE LOVE LAST:
"Don't forget your wife's name..that will mess up the love." (Roger, 8)
 
 

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