Said
he was so well-qualified that if he didn't get the job,
it would prove that the company's management was
incompetent.
Stretched out on the floor to fill out the job
application.
Brought her large dog to the interview.
Chewed bubble gum and constantly blew bubbles.
Wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the
music at the same time.
Balding candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to
the office a few minutes later, wearing a hairpiece.
Challenged interviewer to arm wrestle.
Announced she hadn't had lunch and ate a hamburger and
french fries in the interviewer's office.
Man wore jogging suit to interview for position as
financial Vice President.
When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and
started tap dancing around my office.
During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the
candidate's brief case. He took it out, shut it off,
apologized and said he had to leave for another
interview.
Applicant came in wearing only one shoe. She explained
that the other shoe was stolen off her foot on the bus.
His briefcase opened when he picked it up, and the
contents spilled, revealing ladies' undergarments and
assorted makeup and perfume.
He came to the interview with a moped and left it in the
reception area. He didn't want it to get stolen, and
stated that he would require indoor parking for the
moped.
He took off his right shoe and sock, removed a medicated
foot powder and dusted it on the foot and in the shoe.
While he was putting back the shoe and sock, he mentioned
that he had to use the powder four times a day, and this
was the time.
Said he really didn't want to get a job, but the
unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for
one.
Whistled when the interviewer was talking.
Asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on
my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was
home now and wanted my phone number.
She threw up on my desk, and immediately started asking
questions about the job like nothing had happened.
Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he
said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off.
Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be
hired and that I was going to call the police. He then
reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No
one was injured, but I did need to get a new desk.
Asked if I wanted some cocaine before starting the
interview.
|
