"Personal:
I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription
drugs."
"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please
don't let them know of my immediate availability."
"Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and
integrity, and I can act on short notice. I'm a class act
and do not come cheap."
"I intentionally omitted my salary history. I've
made money and lost money. I've been rich and I've been
poor. I prefer being rich."
"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as
'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."
"Number of dependents: 40."
"Marital Status: Often. Children: Various."
"Here are my qualifications for you to
overlook."
"Responsibility makes me nervous."
"They insisted that all employees get to work by
8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those
conditions."
"Was met with a string of broken promises and lies,
as well as cockroaches."
"The company made me a scapegoat - just like my
three previous employers."
"While I am open to the initial nature of an
assignment, I am decidedly disposed that it be so
oriented as to at least partially incorporate the
experience enjoyed hereto and that it be configured so as
to ultimately lead to the application of more rarefied
facets of financial management as the major sphere of
responsibility."
"Please call me after 5:30 because I am
self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking
for another job."
"My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have
no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try
something else."
"I procrastinate - especially when the task is
unpleasant."
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