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On a blanket from Taiwan: "Not to be used as protection from a tornado".

On a helmet-mounted mirror used by American cyclists: "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you".

On a Taiwanese shampoo: "Use repeatedly for severe damage".

On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink: "After opening, keep upright".

On a New Zealand insect spray: "This product is not tested on animals".

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins: "Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?"

On Morphy Richards hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

On a curling iron: "Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice"

On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle: "Do not open here."

On a can of spray paint: "Do not spray in your face."

On a bottle of bathtub cleaner: "For best results, start with clean bathtub before use."

On a container of lighter fluid: "WARNING: Contents flammable"

On a bottle of hand lotion: "Warning: Starts healing skin on contact."

On a box of household nails: "CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails. May cause irritation"

On a bag of Doritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

On a bar of Camay soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On Findus frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: "Fits one head."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery."

On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: may cause drowsiness."

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

 
 

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