"Since
my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and
has started to dig."
"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of
morbid curiosity"
"I would not allow this employee to breed"
"This employee is really not so much of a has-been,
but more of a definite won't be"
"Works well when under constant supervision and
cornered like a rat in a trap"
"He would be out of his depth in a car park
puddle"
"He sets low personal standards and then
consistently fails to achieve them"
"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of
an idiot"
"This employee should go far, and the sooner the
better"
"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to
hold it all together"
"A gross ignoramus, 144 times worse than an ordinary
ignoramus"
"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier"
"He's been working with glue too much"
"He would argue with a signpost"
"He has a knack for making strangers
immediately"
"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the
room"
"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell"
"If you see 2 people talking and one looks bored,
he's the other one"
"A photographic memory but with the cap over the
lens"
"Has 2 brains, one is lost, the other is out looking
for it"
"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered
twice a week"
"If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get
change"
"It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000 other
sperm"
"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only
gargled"
"Takes him 12 hours to watch 60 Minutes"
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