Why dogs are better than wives

The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

If a dog looks nice, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs don't hate their bodies.

Dogs accept you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

Dogs do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet.

Dogs seldom outlive you.

Dogs can't talk.

Dogs enjoy petting in public.

You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

Another man will seldom steal your dog.

If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.

If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.