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Caller: "Can you give me the number of the Argoed Fish bar in Caerphilly please?"
Operator: "I'm sorry there's no number listed, is that the correct spelling?"
Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish bar but the B fell off."

Caller: "I'm looking for the Woven knitwear company, can you help?"
Operator: "Woven, are you sure?"
Caller: "Yes, that's what it says on the label, Woven in Scotland."

Caller: "I'd like a vegetarian surgeon please."
Operator: "Vegetarian?"
Caller: "Yes, my dogs ill."

Operator: "What's the address?"
Caller: "I don't know. It was dark when I went there."

Caller: "I'd like the RSPCA please."
Operator: "Where are you calling from?"
Caller: "The living room."

Caller: "The Water Board please."
Operator: "Which department?"
Caller: "Tap Water."

Operator: "How are you spelling that?"
Caller: "With letters."

Caller: "I'd like the number for a reverend in Cardiff please?"
Operator: "Do you have his name?"
Caller: "No but he has a Cocker Spaniel called Ben."

Caller: "The Union of Shopkeepers and Alligators please."
Operator: "You mean the Amalgamated Union of Shopkeepers?"
 
 

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