Customer Questions
     
     
How big is your 12", 14", 16" pizza?

What time do you close? (In a 24 hour store)

How much is a 99p cheeseburger?

Do you work here?

I bought this item 6 years ago. I don't have a receipt and I'm not even sure if I bought it here. Can I get a refund?

Do you have Windows 95 for a Sony Playstation?

Do you take cash?

This says Windows 95 or 98, does this mean it will only work on computers made in 1995 or 1998?

Me: Thank you for calling "Store Name" how may I help you?
Them: Is this "Store Name"?

How much fat is in the NON FAT yogurt?

Can I order from the menu?

How much will a 5 gallon tank hold?

What kind of brush do I need for this paint? (Holds up a spray can)

Can you tell me where you have drill bits? Ahh! (Points at cement and walks away.)

On the phone: "I got caught for shoplifting a year ago. Can I come back and shop yet?"

Why do you close at 8pm? (Because I have a life and want to go home)

Can you call up so and so (your competitor) and ask them what they have on sale and how late they're open till?

You know stainless-steel screws? Are they supposed to be rust proof?

How long are those yardsticks?

Where does the film go in the digital camera?

What do you mean you can't install this program on one of your computers so I can see if I like it?

How come I can't get this out-of-order machine to work?

Is this my bus? (How am I supposed to know where you want to go?)

Is matt white shinier than gloss white?

Five yards? how long is that?

Your apple pies... are those pies, or are they sandwiches?

Are you open? (when the lights are off and I have keys in hand ready to lock the door and leave)

What is the difference between a hard shell lobster and a soft shell lobster?

Me: International Couriers, how may I help you?
Customer: Yes do you deliver packages to other countries?

"How many doughnuts are in a dozen?"

"Can you tell me where you keep the internet paper?"

How do they get the snow to the top of the hill? (At a ski resort)

Where is it then? (At the lost and found, when told an item is not in the office)

How much does your Totally Free Internet Service cost?

Will your software work on Windows 96? (or even 97!?!?)

I bought this at another store, can I get it replaced here?

(During a power cut, store's dark, doors locked with big signs on them saying "CLOSED - NO POWER") Customers knocking on the door, peering in, 'Are you open?'

How long will it take to develop my film in the one hour service?
 
 

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