Wank yourself into a Coma

I'm pretty sure that it's possible to fall asleep whilst wanking, however, that's not a direct result of wanking, but one of tiredness or letting your mind drift off the matter in hand, so to speak, and allowing sleep to get the better of you. Drink induced coma, in the midst of wanking, doesn't really count either; the effect is caused by something other than wanking itself. Arranging to have yourself hit over the head with a shovel, or other suitable implement, mid-stroke is also, in this respect, cheating. Being wanked into a coma is an entirely different matter to what's suggested, we are not considering team activity here, it's the solo attempt which is the real challenge. Mankind got to the Moon with the help of thousands of people, no one has yet done it on their own. There are two aspects to consider in the achievement of our goal - firstly, how to induce or achieve a comatose state, and secondly, how long it takes to achieve this.

In practical terms, I imagine, although I am not a doctor, a coma could be brought about by a lack of blood to the brain, or maybe high blood pressure, so wanking which causes this will bring about a coma. People with high blood pressure or other circulation problems would probably be at an advantage here. Artificial means of causing the same effect, which people apparently do try, aren't in the spirit of the game and are likely to bring about much more terminal effects than envisioned. The second problem is the time taken to fall into a coma. Unless one has incredible high stamina, and an awful lot of self control, there's a pretty good chance of an orgasm well before a coma occurs. This is an area in which women have the distinct advantage over the men, who may well be better placed in this sport than in other arenas. Men, automatically disadvantaged by their sudden lack of interest after their first ejaculation, in most cases, could have a real problem getting over the having a fag and going to sleep phase. Keeping going is something which is obviously going to need practice.

Teenage males may have an edge here, having not realised that four hour sex sessions, alone or in company, just make you late for work in the morning, that such extravaganzas should be reserved for anniversaries or important football successes, and that it's not necessary to have three or more sessions a day. Towards helping us wank into a coma it doesn't look promising; about as likely as achieving orgasm whilst reading the Wall Street Journal - The likelyhood of going into a coma is a different matter. There is of course the problem of finding the time to have a good long wank, and induce a coma. Given the pressures of modern living, there is very little free time left, and what remains is often necessary for sleeping. The unemployed would seem to have the edge here, but looking for work can be almost as time consuming as working itself. Obviously it's no good wanking whilst driving to or from work, as achieving a comotose state is not going to help road accident statistics.

The only real possibilities, unless you can hit a coma in a few minutes, are either whilst travelling on public transport or at work. Both could prove to be problematical - you would be well advised to let those around you know what you are attempting to do - before starting. Another possibility may be to claim it's an 'art project', in which case, it may even be possible to get funding and perhaps put on public displays. It may well be that wanking oneself into a coma is beyond the reach of most ordinary people, and is something which should be left to the small minority of people who have 'the right stuff'. I just hope that someone who does wank themselves into a coma gets it all down on video; that's going to be something to see.




Wank yourself into a Coma