What is a cat?
* Cats do
what they want.
* They rarely listen to you.
* They're totally unpredictable.
* They whine when they are not happy.
* When you want to play, they want to be alone.
* When you want to be alone, they want to play.
* They expect you to cater to their every whim.
* They're moody.
* They leave hair everywhere.
* They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion:
They're women in fur coats.
What is a dog?
* They
follow you around with their tongues out.
* They only respond to simple commands.
* Their needs are basic and predictable.
* They whine when their needs are not met.
* They always need to have something in their mouth.
* They scratch a lot and sometimes drool.
* They make loud noises and sometimes smell bad.
* They need to be trained.
* You can always tell when one's lived in a house for a
long time.
* They're rude and rowdy, especially when they're with
others.
Conclusion:
They're men in disguise.
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