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Beer V. Pussy |
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wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football match. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football match. Advantage: Pussy With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: beer Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage: beer If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you're normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. Advantage: beer The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy |
