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| Dear Sir I have just received the aids leaflet through my door and would like to apply straight away for aids. I have been on the dole for the past ten years and have been living on supplementary benefit and every other state aid I could get. It now seems I will be getting aid for sex. It is a pity this aids has come so late as I have already got 15 children and wondered if you will be paying back payments. Your leaflet states the more sex I have the more chances I have of getting aids. My only problem here is persuading the wife, who is not so keen after 15 kids. Several years ago I bought some sex aids but the wife showed little intrest and they were hardly used. Would there be any chance of a refund for the £17.28 I paid for these gadgets. Anyway I will now explain to her that the government will now be paying us for all the sex we have and I'm sure she will agree that we can't let a chance like this slip by. You also state that I can pass my aids on, but as you will understand with a wife and 15 kids to feed, there will not be much left to pass on, if by any chance there is any left I will pass this on to my poor old mother in law who only has her pension. I understand from your leaflet that I can get aids through a blood transfusion and I intend to write to my local hospital straight away to see if I can get one. Will the aids I get from the hospital be deducted from the aids I get from you? Perhaps you let me know. I am a firm believer in getting every aid from the country I can get and I am sure you will agree that by my past performance I do qualify for this one. Could you let me know how much I will get each time, and will it be weekly or monthly payments? Yours faithfully Shamus O’Toole P.S. Your advert is great. I certainly won’t die of ignorance I know my rights. |
