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ARE YOU NORMAL?

Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.

21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.

Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.

40% of women have thrown footwear at a man.

85% of men don't use the slit in their underpants.

85% of women wear the wrong bra size.

13% of us admit to occassionally doing our offspring's homework.

91% of us lie regularly.

27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz.

29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store.

90% believe in divine retribution.

10% believe in the 10 Commandments.

82% believe in an afterlife.

45% believe in ghosts.

13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail.

29% of us are virgins when we marry.

58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.

10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item.

Over 50% believe in spanking - but only a child over 2 years old.

35% give to charity at least once a month.

How far would you go for £10 million? 25% would abandon their friends and family, and 7% would murder.

Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.

45% use mouthwash every day.

22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.

Nearly 33% of women colour their hair.

53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.

58% of women paint their nails regularly.

62% of us pop our zits.

33% of women lie about their weight.

10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.

57% have had deja vu.

49% believe in ESP.

4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids.

44% have broken a bone.

78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.

46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up.

30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.

54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.

23.5% admit they don't always flush.

45.2% pee in the shower.

44.9% pee in the sea.

28.1% pee in the pool.

55.2% will let someone else come in the bathroom while they're on the toilet.

81.3% would tell an acquaintance his flies were undone.

29% of us ignore RSVP.

71.6% of us eavesdrop.

37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.

56% of women do the bills in a marriage.

20% of us have played in a band at one time in our life.

40% of us have had music lessons.

44% reuse tinfoil.

57% save gift paper to re-use.

66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch.

53% read their horoscopes regularly.

16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men).

59% of us say we're average-looking.

90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.

28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.

The biggest cause of matrimonial fighting is money.

Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.

1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.

6% propose over the phone.

45% of us consistantly follow the speed limit.

12% of men never use their car indicators.

44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.

25% of us drive after we've been drinking.

4 out of 5 sing in the car.

The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.

56% of men have had sex at work.

1 in 3 of us have had an extra-marital affair.

62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.

60% of men and 54% of women have had a one-night stand.

Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.

58% like dirty talk during sex.

22% rent porno movies at least once.

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