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To prepare for paternity

Microsoft v General Motors

Two limes could be classed as a weapon

EU says water is not healthy

Airline passengers have whip-round to get home

School run - Chinese style

Sex toys and urns placed in recycling bins

Health and safety officer falls off ladder

Gran, 92, refused booze because she had no ID

Man is buggered by a dog

Judge advises, "Next time call him a fat bastard"

Earthquake hits Derby

35% of men from Brazil have had sex with an animal

The DVLA banned thousands of number-plates

Real GCSE answers

Best resignation letter ... EVER!

Dummies need to have a licence

Nude man concealed a weapon

Comprehensive Pee Guide

Mobile phones now more intelligent than their owners

Living the dream

Man claims prostitute turned into donkey overnight

Trains delayed because the sun was too bright

Ink cartridges are - ink!

Dead on toilet for two days

Gran wrecks wheel clamper's van

Prison smuggler

Man accused of having sex with chicken

Horses Arse Railway

Train driver dies for a pee

Could Santa Claus be real?

Aeroplane Squawks

Died from natural causes

Builder carries out DIY castration

Noisy church bells

Man tries to build nuclear reactor in his flat

Dwarf glued his penis to a vacuum cleaner

Status of Employees (Deceased)

All you need to know about France

Comprehensive Turd Guide

Viagra Overdose

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