TATTOO
SPELLS OUT COCA-COLA
A man who has proudly showed off his
tattoo for 26 years was baffled to realise it
actually spelt Coca-Cola. Vince Mattingley had
his named tattooed on his chest in Chinese
writing after asking staff at his favourite
restaurant to write his name in Chinese symbols.
But a waiter drew the Coke words, and Vince had
it etched on his chest. Vince only realised the
mistake when he recently travelled to Thailand
and a barman asked him why he had Coca-Cola
written on his chest. (Source: Ananova, Oct/07) |
EVIL
CHINESE TATTOO
A teenager who had "mum"
tattooed on her back in Chinese letters was
horrified to find it really said: "Friend
from hell." She only found out something was
wrong when a passing Chinese woman shouted:
"Evil, evil, very bad."
She said, "I was shocked and angry. Dad
joked it said chicken chow mein. It was worse
than that." She paid £10 for the tattoo
four years ago in Poole, Dorset. The tattooist
did not know letters change meaning when put
together. (Source: Ananova, Oct/07) |
CLOWN'S
BUBBLE BAN
Children's entertainer Tony Turner, from
Sheffield, has been forced to stop blowing
bubbles after being warned they are dangerous. He
faced an increase in the cost of his public
liability cover because insurers said his
bubble-blowing machine made floors slippery.
(Source: Sunday People, Jun/07) |
TROUSERLESS
MAN BLAMES LEPRECHAUN
A man arrested for breaking into a car
while not wearing any trousers came up with an
ingenious excuse. He told police he thought a
leprechaun had let him into the car.
According to investigators, Kim Leblanc, of
Cincinnati, broke into a car parked overnight on
Central Parkway in Cincinnati and promptly fell
asleep inside. He was trouserless when the car's
owner found him, and called the police.
Leblanc told officers that he had been taking
drugs, and believed he had been let into the car
by a leprechaun. (Source: Metro, Oct/07) |
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POLICE
TOLD TO STOP VISITING BROTHELS
Police patrolling the red-light district of the
Belgian capital have been ordered to stop visiting
brothels and drinking in bars, at least while on duty. A
letter sent to officers in Brussels' northern police
district, and published in a Belgian daily paper, urged
them to set a good example and earn the public's respect.
The letter said, "These officers think their duty
hours are to be used to drink alcohol in bars, practice
sports, visit brothels or massage parlours, and entertain
relationships with residents of the neighbourhood during
their patrol." A police spokesman confirmed the
letter was authentic, but said the police chief had only
reacted to rumours of officers behaving badly while on
duty. (Source: Metro, Oct/07)
RESCUER
FINED FOR SAVING OAP
A Belgian man who stopped an old woman being
crushed in train doors as she got onto a train was handed
a £40 pound fine for causing a delay. Daniel Dewulf was
given the fine by a conductor after he pulled open the
train doors after they closed on the elderly lady as she
tried to get on. Belgian Railways has now apologised to
Dewulf and a spokesman said, "We should have fined
the woman in question for boarding the train after the
whistle."
Daniel, from Ostend, said, "I heard the conductor's
whistle just as I got on the train and then realised
someone else was trying to get on. The doors had closed
on the elderly woman, trapping her. In order to prevent a
tragedy I pushed the door open and helped her get in. She
thanked me profusely. But the conductor gave me a fine
because he said my actions increased the chance of a
delay. He wasn't interested when I tried to explain to
him that I had only opened the doors to try and save an
old woman's life." (Source: Ananova, Oct/07)
FIREFIGHTERS
TOLD CLIMBING LADDERS IS DANGEROUS
Firefighters of Ampthill have been told they
cannot bring down old festival bunting because that would
be too dangerous. The crews have been barred from
cleaning up after their community's Gala Day. Deputy
chief fire officer Graeme Smith said, "Yes it sounds
like the world has gone mad. Firefighters will climb
ladders to rescue people from burning buildings but not
to remove bunting after a festival. But one is a 999 job
where, in order to save lives, we will take calculated
risks. The other is a maintenance job which is covered by
standard health and safety rules which we would have to
abide by, the same as everyone else." (Source: Daily Mail, Oct/07)
CEMENT
MIXER NOT GOOD GETAWAY VEHICLE
A thief caught shoplifting from a supermarket in
Germany tried to make his getaway in a cement mixer, but
he was quickly nabbed by police. When a shop detective in
the town of Limbach-Oberfrohna caught the man stealing a
£1.94 packet of processed cheese, the man broke free and
leaped into his cement mixing truck outside. The shop
alerted police, who arrested the man when he stopped his
getaway vehicle at a red light a few hundred yards away.
(Source: Metro, Oct/07)
GIVEN
FREE DRUGS AS REWARD FOR - STAYING OFF DRUGS!
Cocaine and heroin addicts on a government
treatment programme are being given extra drugs as a
reward for good behaviour. A survey of almost 200 clinics
in England by the National Treatment Agency (NTA), which
runs the £500m-a-year treatment scheme, found users were
being offered extra heroin substitute methadone or
anti-depressants for clean urine samples. The NTA
admitted the practice was unethical and said it wanted to
see certain practices "squeezed out of the
system".
A third of clinics in the survey said users who produced
a drug-free urine sample may be offered increased doses
of heroin substitute as a reward, known as
"contingency management". A quarter admit that
clients can choose the type of substitute drugs they
want. The survey also found clinicians offering
anti-depressants, cash vouchers or access to detox as a
reward. The agency's chief executive Paul Hayes said
doses of drugs were determined by an individual's needs
and not by whether or not they were co-operating with the
programme. (Source: Daily Mail, Oct/07)
SEX
PARTY ANGRY AT PORN DECISION
A small Canadian political party that promotes
sexual freedom complained in the Federal Court that it
was discriminated against by the country's postal
service. The Sex Party is upset that Canada Post refused
to distribute a flyer during the 2006 federal election
that outlined the group's philosophy, after deeming some
its contents to be pornographic. Party leader John Ince
said the pamphlet was intended to help recruit new party
members and raise donations. The Vancouver-based party,
which advocates liberalization of Canada's prostitution
laws among other issues, says its political mailing ran
afoul of rules prohibiting use of the postal system to
distribute mass-mailing flyers for hard-core pornography
or other illegal material. (Source: Metro, Oct/07)
£5,000
BOG FOR THE QUEEN
Romsey Town Council spent £5,000 on a toilet for the
Queen, which she didn't even use. When officials totted
up the cost of Her Majesty's visit to their town they
realised it had cost them a £20,000 an hour. Royal
officials told trip organisers Her Majesty would not use
an old toilet and insisted a new one be installed in the
town hall before her visit but the brand new toilet
remained unused during the three hour walkabout in
Romsey, Hants.
The extra expense of the toilet added to the council's
troubles as the cost of the visit escalated out of
control. The trip, marking the 400th anniversary of
Romsey Town Council's Royal Charter, was expected to cost
just £20,000 but councillors were too embarrassed to
cancel when they found out weeks before the Queen was due
to arrive that the true cost would be a staggering
£38,000 more.
Romsey town clerk Judith Giles said, "Buckingham
Palace officials said we would have to replace it, there
was no argument. It was 'you must do it'." Mrs Giles
revealed how the trip has wiped out the council's
reserves, worth more than a third of its annual £160,000
budget. Mayor of Romsey, Mark Cooper, said, "If we
do not recover the money from the district council we
will have to put up the council tax precept next year.
I'm not sure how much it will be yet, but we're working
on the sums at the moment. (Source: Daily Mail, Oct/07)
DRIVER
THROWS OAP ONTO PAVEMENT BECAUSE HIS PASS WASN'T VALID
A 94-year old Battle of Britain veteran was
thrown off a bus after a driver noticed his OAP travel
pass was not valid for another 40 minutes. Thomas
Bleasdale fell flat on his face on the pavement after
being frogmarched off a single decker in front of shocked
passengers. The former RAF engineer had wanted to get on
the Number 19 Preston bus in Preston, Lancashire at
8.50am so he could get into town for a day trip out. But
the pensioner's bus pass only offers elderly people
discounted bus travel in Lancashire after 9.30am.
The driver told the old man he was early but when Mr
Bleasdale said there was nothing on his own bus pass
about restriction times, the driver jumped from his seat,
grabbed the old man and threw him off the vehicle. Mr
Bleasdale, suffered a badly-bruised hand and sore knees
in the fracas just 100 yards from his home in Deepdale,
Preston. Mr Bleasdale, from Deepdale, even missed the bus
for his "mystery tour" day trip he was due to
take because of the incident.
The pavement under the bus stop, outside Deepdale Infants
School on Deepdale Road, was still covered in the
pensioner's blood a day after the incident. The incident
was captured by on-board CCTV cameras which has been
viewed by bosses at Preston Bus. A Preston Bus spokesman
confirmed that the driver had left the company following
the incident. An investigation had shown there had been
an argument between Mr Bleasdale and the driver before he
was ejected. (Source: Daily Mail, Oct/07)
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