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TOURISTS GUIDE TO BRITAIN

Rough Guide to England
The new Rough Guide to England travel guide says that Derby is unexciting and has little going for it apart from the cathedral. The guide says, "The proximity of the Peak District might lead you to think that Derby, 25 miles north-east of Lichfield, could prove to be an interesting stopping- off point. "Sadly, the city, a status conferred as recently as 1977 - is an unexciting place, though its workaday centre is partly redeemed by several long and handsome 19th-century stone terraces and its cathedral."

John Forkin, director of Derby Marketing, which is behind the Derby Does It campaign to raise the city's profile, said he believed the guide's view was out-of-date. "I will probably write to them and invite them to come and see how the city is moving on," he said. "What they're saying is probably what people think about the area and that is why we've launched the marketing strategy." Derby City Council leader Chris Williamson said, "I don't think that Derby is an unexciting place. Many people have come to the city, perhaps through work, with some trepidation and then have never left." (Source:
Derby Evening Telegraph, Apr/06)


The Lonely Planet tourist guide claims London is a city full of yobs, bigots, dirt, homeless people and pigeons. On the Metropolitan Police, the guide says they are "not always as colour-blind as people would like to believe". Some of London's most famous landmarks receive less than glowing reviews with Buckingham Palace described as "overpriced and disappointing." The Trafalgar Square pigeons are called "dirty, flying rats," while visitors to Oxford Street have to "run the gauntlet of permanent 'closing-down' sales."

The guide continues saying: "When a yob in a car, radio on full blast, mobile glued to the ear, indicator controls untouched, nearly runs you over at a pedestrian crossing and you protest, he dissolves into road rage as only Londoners know how." Visitors to Britain can expect high prices, sub-standard service and rainy weather. And British hotels are in such a state that guests soon realise "Fawlty Towers was really a documentary," the book says.

The Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace is said to be barely worth the effort and Land's End is dubbed a "Thatcherite monument to the triumph of crass commerce and over culture". Other areas like the Shambles in York, Matthew Street in Liverpool and London's Oxford Street are labelled too over-crowded for proper sight-seeing. And last year's opening and immediate closing of the swaying Millennium Bridge over the Thames was said to be the "cock-up of all cock-ups".

The guide describes Edinburgh as a beautiful and lively city marred by "a thriving drug scene, prostitution and a distressing Aids problem". And although it concedes that Blackpool is worth a look, the seaside town is said to be "well past its use-by-date."

But restaurants across the country are said to be unfriendly to children, food prices are said to be too high and the quality of service too low. The much loved British fry-up, which is popular with tourists, is dubbed death on a plate in the guide. "Tourists tend to enjoy the traditional English breakfasts because they don't eat such things often at home. If they did, they would die." A trip to the pub is likely to bring tourists into contact with "foul-mouthed lager louts" indulging in drunken brawls. And our public toilets are said to be "pretty grim".

On the streets, litter is dropped at the rate of around a ton a minute across the city. London has been officially named as the second worst capital city in Europe for air quality and street cleanliness.

Lack of innovation, inadequate transport links and a poor quality of life are stifling British cities and keeping them out of the premier league of European centres, according to a report. In almost every aspect of economic performance, Manchester, Leeds or Nottingham lag behind equivalent cities such as Frankfurt, Lyon and Barcelona. According to the report, European cities are more successful because they are given more autonomy by central government, are better connected both physically and electronically and are more bound into the "European project". The report for the Core Cities Group of the eight big English provincial cities, backed by the Office of the Deputy Prime Minister, will make sobering reading because of its implicit criticisms of Government policy on transport and the euro. Greater investment in the regions is vital, it says, for the economic performance of the country as a whole.

The study compared the eight cities - Birmingham, Manchester, Bristol, Sheffield, Liverpool, Nottingham, Leeds and Newcastle with leading European ones. Although it acknowledges that some cities, such as Birmingham and Leeds, have had an economic renaissance, the report says the big picture is clear: "Many lag behind their competitors in terms of GDP, innovation, education, connectivity, social cohesion, quality of life, political capacity and connections with their wider territories. Crucially, they lag in the eyes of international investors". In a table of 61 top cities in Europe rated in accordance to the number of euros per head, Bristol is the highest rated British provincial city with 29,437, behind Hanover, Vienna, Antwerp and Helsinki. Birmingham, Manchester, Newcastle and Liverpool are in the bottom six. Frankfurt is top, with 74,465. The study also compared 50 cities and regions on innovation.

It shows that northern European cities - particularly German ones - perform better than southern European ones. Only London and the South-east make the top 10 and all the core cities except Bristol fall in the bottom 25. Many of the European cities succeeded because they had developed foreign policies and spent time and effort on international networking to raise their profiles. They had also improved cultural facilities in order to improve their quality of life. The report concludes: "English cities do not punch their economic weight in a European context. They lag significantly behind many of their European counterparts.'' Professor Michael Parkinson, the principal author of the report and director of the European Institute for urban affairs at Liverpool John Moores University said that, of the factors influencing success, transport and innovation were the most crucial. "The two driving forces of the modern urban economy are airports and universities,'' he said.

He added, " When you ask the private sector in the north what is the single most important thing to assist their growth it is better transport, not skills shortages.'' Professor Parkinson said he believed the Government had taken the message on board. "Most of their energy has been on managing growth in the South-east and managing decline in the north. They now realise it is about managing growth in the north.'' The report will be welcomed by regional local authorities anxious for more money and devolved powers from the Government. Sir Albert Bore, leader of Birmingham City Council said the research confirmed what many local authority leaders had been saying for years. "The core cities in the United Kingdom and their regions could be a real driving force for economy, but the relative competitiveness in mainland Europe is evidently higher."

A TALE OF TWO VERY DIFFERENT CITIES

MUNICH
Considered by many Britons as being the home of beer and lederhosen, Munich is the most prosperous city in Germany. Its economic strengthstems from traditional industries such as brewing, agriculture and car manufacture and modern sectors such as biotechnology. Munich is also the centre of German information technology expertise, and home to electronics giant Siemens. The city's 1.3 million population, including 270,000 non-Germans, enjoy arguably the best public transport system in Europe. Bus, cycle and tram routes complement a reliable underground system built for the 1972 Olympic Games. Travel times have been slashed since the introduction of the high-speed ICE trains and the city boasts one of the most sophisticated airports in Europe.

BIRMINGHAM
After suffering from the decline in car making and manufacturing in the Seventies and Eighties, Birmingham has been reinventing itself, led by a city authority with a tradition of enterprise dating back to the Victorian era. The centre has been largely rebuilt and has attracted upmarket stores such as Selfridges and Harvey Nichols. It has promoted its exhibition and conference facilities, hosting the G8 summit in 1998. It is investing heavily in rail links and is expanding the airport but suffers from congestion on nearby motorways. The city of just under one million suffers from a service-based economy, lack of cultural sights and decent restaurants. It was criticised for its over-ambitious attempts to stage a Grand Prix and the Olympics.

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