OLD BANGER
Boss Chris Allen bought the number plate
GF05 NOV for his fireworks company in Narberth,
Pembrokeshire. |
NO
SYMPATHY
A boys hand was blown off when a giant
firework he lit in a classroom exploded in front
of him. The 15-year-old entered the school at
night and placed the special display pyrotechnic
in a cupboard, lit it and closed the door.
When it failed to go off, he opened the cupboard
and tried to grab the firework to see what had
gone wrong. It blew up, totally destroying his
hand and causing him serious chest injuries. Go
on, allow yourself a wry smile. |
NO COMMON-SENSE
Silver-haired Anthony Mathlin, 58, with
a big bushy beard was told he was not allowed to
buy fireworks to entertain his ten grandkids,
because he could not prove he was over 18. Mr
Mathlin, in a wheelchair because of arthritis,
thought staff were kidding at the Co-op near his
home in Basingstoke, Hants.
But he was stunned when he returned with his
registered disabled card, and was told that was
no good because it did not carry his date of
birth. A spokesman for Southern Co-operatives
said, Buyers must produce full ID to remove
from the sales person the onus to judge
age.
In other words, according to the Co-op, the sales
people employed by them are not intelligent
enough to determine this themselves. |
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FIREWORKS
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Slough Borough
Council has scrapped the bonfire from its traditional Guy
Fawkes' night public display because bosses do not want
to be seen to be hypocritical when trying to promote a
greener environment. They are expected to use a trapeze
act instead. One resident said, "Last year the
bonfire was replaced with a trapeze act, which led to a
furious backlash from many people. They stated, as fact,
that they were intending to alternate between having
entertainment one year and a bonfire the next. They went
on to promise that the bonfire would return for
2007." A Slough Borough Council spokesman said,
"There is a lot that goes into the fire and it takes
a lot of time to burn out and that all goes up into the
air. We cannot put up a big bonfire and then at the same
time have the campaign. There were no promises last
year." (Source: Daily Mail, Oct/07)
The tradition of letting off fireworks on 5
November to commemorate Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder Plot
of 1605 has long since ceased to be a harmless tradition.
Vandalism involving fireworks has escalated in recent
years, with more reports of fireworks being pushed
through letter boxes or thrown at children and animals.
More serious criminals have also cottoned on to the
potential of fireworks as a terror weapon. Councils
around the country receive thousands of complaints and
more than 1,000 people are injured by fireworks annually.
The upsurge in fireworks-related crime has led some
senior police officers to call for a total ban on the
sale of fireworks. The British Fireworks Association,
which represents fireworks retailers, favours stricter
laws but argues against a total ban. It claims banning
the sale of fireworks altogether would drive them
underground, a view endorsed by the government. So, with
that reasoning, why ban drugs then? Police and trading
standards officers have joined forces in an attempt to
find the traders responsible for illegally supplying
fireworks to children.
The move came after two boys, aged 12 and 13, needed
hospital treatment for burns received through playing
with a firework. Residents in the area had been
complaining about a series of loud explosions and
believed youngsters could be making homemade bombs. New
legislation in the Fireworks Act 2003 means certain
fireworks, like airbombs, will be banned and measures
such as noise curfews will be introduced. The sale of
fireworks will also be restricted to certain times of the
year, such as the run up to November 5th. The Act will
impose a 120-decibel noise limit on fireworks available
to the public and under 18s will face a fine if they are
caught with them.
It will be illegal to set them off after 11pm without a
licence. Consumer Minister Gerry Sutcliffe said,
"It'll make a real difference to peoples
lives." Oh yeah? It is intended that this will help
prevent such occurences as a giant rocket, designed for
use in public displays, being thrown at a house at 11pm
causing damage estimated at more than £1,000. Regarding
the two boys aged 12 and 13, legally they have reached
the age of criminal responsibility so it could be argued
they have no one to blame but themselves. But of course,
this new legislation will make no difference because it
will be unenforceable. For whatever sale or restriction
of use methods are employed, while ever explosives are
made generally available to the public, the moron element
will continue to obtain and abuse them, for
example............
A man was rushed to hospital in agony after copying a
Jackass TV stunt by sticking a firework in his rectum.
The 26-year-old slipped over backwards just as the banger
exploded. He landed on his arse and took the full force
of the blast which had meant to be directed skyward. His
insides were scorched and his penis almost blown off.
Surgeons had to perform a colostomy, leaving him
incontinent. He is also now impotent. MTV show Jackass
warns viewers not to attempt its stunts, which also
include trampolining into ceiling fans and swimming in
sewage. But then, we ARE dealing with the general public
here.
More than 2,000 tons of fireworks are being
sold illegally in Britain, part of a growing black market
in illicit explosives being targeted by police. Recently,
seven tons of allegedly illegal fireworks were discovered
during a raid in South Yorkshire and South Wales Police
seized a 60-ton stockpile of illegal fireworks, the
biggest haul found in Britain. The container loads held
in Cardiff reportedly amount to more than all the
fireworks for the official Millennium celebrations in
London and Sydney combined. They are thought to have been
imported from East Asia for sale in the run-up to Bonfire
Night. Police and trading standards officers have
confiscated fireworks around the country, from housing
estates in Northamptonshire to car boot sales in
Stafford, including more than four tons in
Stoke-on-Trent.
The illicit fireworks were not just being let off to
annoy neighbours, in some areas, they had been adapted or
mixed with other materials for maximum noise and damage.
A car was destroyed in an explosion after a firework was
aimed at its fuel tank, telephone boxes have been blown
up using the gunpowder from fireworks and a car bomb
outside a night-club and a nail bomb thrown into a pub
both used components from fireworks. The Royal Society
for Prevention of Accidents estimates that 20% of the
£1m-worth of fireworks imported every day are
untraceable. Most enter Britain through the port of
Felixstowe. Experts say most problems occur after
fireworks have cleared Customs, when they are sold on
illegally, often alongside drink and tobacco.
A teenager
blew his bedroom up when an industrial firework exploded.
Sixteen-year-old Dean Kevill was playing with a cigarette
lighter in bed when gas dripped from the flame on to the
firework, which had a sticker saying it was not for
general sale. The bang cracked all four walls, pushing
one six inches out of place, windows blew out and the
roof of the house was raised. Bet he's a 'good boy'
really!
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