STATING THE OBVIOUS
A baby's body was found entombed in a
concrete block, where it had lain for 15 years. A
coroner recorded a verdict of unlawful killing on
the child. Very perceptive. |
A
HIGH PRICE
A train ploughed into and killed Lee
Mullis, 14, and Stuart Adams, 15, both of whom
had been drinking, when they darted in front of
his 55mph express. The pair were both around
twice the drink-drive limit. Sgt Nigel Ashworth
said officers quizzed up to 28 youngsters who
were with them on the night and were convinced
they were not playing chicken, they were on the
track messing around. Coroner Andrew Tweddle said
playing on rail lines was a "dangerous and
stupid pastime where death is a very likely
outcome". A high price to pay for acting
stupid. |
STANDING
TO ATTENTION
Senior Army officers are being given
free Viagra. Military doctors believe the
operational effectiveness of top
brass is boosted by a satisfying sex life. |
EVERY
LITTLE HELPS
A shopper who asked staff to slice a
reduced loaf was told there was not enough profit
in the sale to put on the bread slicer. Tesco
staff insisted the machine was to be used for
full cost loaves only and that reduced bread
could not be sliced for labelling and packaging
reasons. "Every little helps" Tesco to
achieve a £2billion profit. |
A
RACING UN-CERT
A punter was refused a bet because staff
in Betfred bookies in Bradford, Yorkshire,
wouldn't accept Scottish notes. Manchester-based
Betfred's head of customer service Sue Coy said,
"Shops based outside Scotland have been
instructed not to accept Scottish notes. Scottish
notes are not legal tender in any country. They
are a promissory note to pay the stated
sum." According to the Royal Bank of
Scotland 'they are widely accepted'. |
ANNOYING
THE FRENCH
Britain is risking infuriating the
French by renaming the main Eurostar terminal
"London Olympic" to celebrate the 2012
Games. That alone is a good enough reason to do
it. |
VIEWERS
COMPLAIN
A Christmas episode of the TV comedy
programme 'Vicar of Dibley' attracted a viewing
audience of 12 million. However, 66 people
complained that it mocked Christianity. It's a
COMEDY you saddo's. |
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COMPO
CLAIM
An Irish woman sued the New York Waldorf-Astoria
hotel for £10 million claiming she suffered an allergic
reaction to a feather pillow. Did she not know she was
allergic to feathers and how can the hotel be held
responsible? And £10 MILLION......how ill did it make
her?
CRAZY
FROG RINGTONE
The Crazy Frog ringtone TV ad has been screened
a record 2,000 times a DAY. Proving the more people
complain about something the less notice is taken.
LONDON
TERRORIST BOMB ATTACK
Several explosions ripped through London in a
series of terrorist strikes leaving dozens feared dead
and crippling the capital. The city's transport network
was effectively paralysed and Met Police Commissioner Sir
Ian Blair told Londoners to "stay where you
are". The entire Tube network was shut, many
mainline services into London were stopped and no buses
were running in Zone One. Many London-bound trains
stopped at stations outside the city and the Stansted and
Gatwick lines were closed. National Express suspended
coach services in and out of London and Coventry Pool
Meadow bus station was evacuated. South Eastern Trains
refused to sell tickets to passengers wanting to get to
London.
Mobile phone networks were jammed. Vodafone dedicated
part of its network exclusively to the emergency services
and Orange said a surge in the number of calls meant
users were experiencing delays getting through. A
spokeswoman for Virgin Mobile, which operates via the
T-Mobile network, said, "There are so many people
making calls at the moment it is taking a while for
people to get through." Businesses are set to lose
billions of pounds in the aftermath of the bomb attacks.
The National Institute of Economic and Social Research
said the economy as a whole may now grow only 2% this
year and this could see taxes raised to help the
Government plug the hole in its coffers.
In the City, the FTSE 100 crashed more than 200 points,
wiping nearly £50billion off the market. Tony Blair has
said terrorists will not succeed in destroying "our
values and our way of life" after the blasts. The
terrorists don't see it like that, they managed to
paralyse London. Our way of life has
changed. Following the bomb blasts hundreds of commuters
spent the night stranded in the city and, while some
hotels offered blankets and use of showers for free,
other hoteliers were cashing in after prices at a number
of London's hotels increased by more than double.
With the transport networks down and no way of returning
home, one businessman from Manchester said he had paid
£250 for an £80 room while thousands of others chose to
walk for hours to reach home rather than stay the night
in a hotel. Grant Hearn, the CEO of hotel chain
Travelodge, said, "Travelodge is outraged to hear
reports of hoteliers taking advantage of the situation to
increase rates and deplores the idea that anyone should
have had the insensitivity to take advantage of the
tragic circumstances. It's outrageous, and I believe the
companies doing this should be named and shamed."
Well, those in the Thistle group for a start.......
One Hotel Booking Agents' Association member said that
The Cumberland Hotel in Marble Arch, part of The Thistle
chain, was quoting £370-£390 for a room, when it would
normally be available to his company for £150. A
spokeswoman for the Cumberland did not dispute the
figures but insisted the hotel did not decide to hike its
prices, but that its system automatically responded to
demand. "It works on availability," she said.
Another, the Ramada Plaza Regent's Park, was quoting
£229 for available rooms when the normal price is £119.
One city worker said companies that arranged rooms for
employees were being quoted £600 while another said her
firm was quoted £295 for a room normally costing £100.
Kai Bleul, revenue manager at the Ramada Plaze Regent's
Park, also defended its prices. "We normally have
rooms available for £119 but they were all full, and we
only had executive rooms and suites available and prices
start at £229 for those. There were a lot of changes, it
was going forwards and backwards with cancellations,
people wanting to stay and room changes involved. But we
didn't increase prices." Anyone believe that lot?
Sinn Féin President Gerry Adams condemned the bomb
attacks and sent a message of sympathy and solidarity to
Tony Blair and Ken Livingstone. He said, "On behalf
of Sinn Féin I offer my sincere condolences to the
victims and the families of those killed and injured and
to the people of London." If this isn't hypocrisy...
TERROR
SUSPECT SHOT DEAD
The Muslim Council of Britain said it was
getting calls from Muslims who were
"distressed" about the incident at Stockwell
Tube station where police shot dead a suspected suicide
bomber. Spokesman Inayat Bunglawala said Muslims were
"jumpy and nervous" and want the police to
explain why the man was shot dead. Er, because he was a
suspected suicide bomber? They'd have been more
"distressed" if he'd exploded a bomb.
Roy Ramm, former Met Police specialist operations
commander, said, "The fact is that when you're
dealing with suicide bombers the only way you can stop
them effectively is to try for a head-shot." Of
course, this normally has the effect of killing them. In
most situations, wouldn't an innocent person stop moving
and put his hands in view if ordered to do so by armed
police? Muslim leaders have called for a review of police
policy on apprehending suspects. Azzam Tamimi, of the
Muslim Association of Britain, said he could not imagine
how a restrained man could be a threat.
Eyewitnesses described seeing the suspect chased by
officers into Stockwell Tube station. He could hardly be
restrained if he was running away. Mr Tamimi said,
"I just cannot imagine how someone pinned to the
ground can be a source of danger." An exploding bomb
which is strapped to his body could be a great source of
danger. Myriam Ibrahim, spokeswoman of the Muslim Public
Affairs Committee, said, "We live in a country where
we are innocent until proven guilty." Try telling
that one to the victims families of the 7/7 bombings.
Sir Iqbal Sacranie, of the Muslim Council of Britain,
said, "It's vital that the utmost care is taken to
ensure that innocent people are not killed." Try
telling the terrorists that one. Massoud Shadjareh,
chairman of the Islamic Human Rights Commission, went
further by calling for a full public inquiry. John
O'Connor, a former Scotland Yard commander, said it was
likely that the investigation could lead to one or more
officers being prosecuted. So exactly how ARE we supposed
to fight terrorism - a mass leaflet campaign? Considering
the circumstances which led to this incident, even considering
taking action against the officer who fired the shots
would be ridiculous.
It was later confirmed that the suspect had no terrorist
connections and was, in fact, Brazilian Jean Charles de
Menezes. Mr de Menezes' family has, predictably,
threatened to take legal action. His cousin Alex Pereira
said, "They have to pay for that in many ways,
because if they do not, they are going to kill many
people. They killed my cousin; they could kill
anyone." They also demanded the arrest of the
officers who fired the fatal shots.
The mayor of Gonzaga, Julio de Souza, said, "What
happened to English justice and England, a place where
police patrol unarmed?" One word - terrorism. If
people want someone to blame for this, blame the
terrorists who have made such actions necessary. Evidence
suggests that Jean Charles de Menezes was in the country
illegally. Now there's a surprise. He came here on a
student visa which expired two years ago, so he shouldn't
have been here at all. If the government had done its job
properly Mr de Menezes would still be alive - in Brazil.
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