CUSTOMERS QUESTIONS

How big is your 12", 14", 16" pizza?

What time do you close? (In a 24 hour store)

How much is a 99p cheeseburger?

Do you work here?

I bought this item 6 years ago. I don't have a receipt and I'm not even sure if I bought it here. Can I get a refund?

Do you have Windows 95 for a Sony Playstation?

Do you take cash?

How much fat is in the NON FAT yogurt?

Can I order from the menu?

How much will a 5 gallon tank hold?

What kind of brush do I need for this paint? (Holds up a spray can)

Can you tell me where you have drill bits? Ahh! (Points at cement and walks away.)

On the phone: "I got caught for shoplifting a year ago. Can I come back and shop yet?"

Why do you close at 8pm? (Because I have a life and want to go home)

You know stainless-steel screws? Are they supposed to be rust proof?

How long are those yardsticks?

Where does the film go in the digital camera?

How come I can't get this out-of-order machine to work?

Is this my bus? (How am I supposed to know where you want to go?)

Is matt white shinier than gloss white?

Five yards? how long is that?

Your apple pies... are those pies, or are they sandwiches?

Are you open? (when the lights are off and I have keys in hand ready to lock the door and leave)

"How many doughnuts are in a dozen?"

"Can you tell me where you keep the internet paper?"

I bought this at another store, can I get it replaced here?

How long will it take to develop my film in the one hour service?