WOMAN EATS BANANA WITHOUT FEELING SELF CONSCIOUS

Susan Bradshaw, 23, was hailed as a modern day hero by Women’s Rights groups around the world. After entering the ‘Dog and Duck’ in Barking, East London, she sat quietly at the bar and proceeded to peel and eat a banana. Susan managed to eat the fruit and leave the bar without blushing, or trying to hide behind a magazine.

The entirely male clientele were stunned. Baz, 19, was in the pub at the time. He said, "I didn’t know where to look to be honest. None of the lads could believe it. She just walked in, pulled it from her bag and put her lips around it. We couldn’t concentrate on the game after that."

Baz explained that it wasn’t until Susan had left the pub that everyone began talking about it. He added, "My mate Steve said he’d bring a cucumber and a couple of plums next time, and Dave said he’d try and get his hands on a nice pear."

Baz struggled to think of any more fruit based innuendos at the time, but said he'd told his mates that ‘she seemed right up for it.’ Susan said that it’s only through this sort of action that you manage to break down unacceptable sexual stereo-types. Her success with the banana has given her new ideas.

She said, "I’m intending to buy a couple of watermelons in the local grocers as my next stunt. I’ll be watching the grocer’s reaction very carefully when I ask him if he’d mind checking whether my melons are ripe." Susan says that after that, she plans to purchase two large brass door knockers at B&Q and says she’ll test the staff by asking for her new knockers to be polished before going on to say that she needs a new knob. (Source: News Biscuit, Nov/08)